Mitch Maier's gruesome encounter with a baseball to the face while attempting to bunt yesterday has landed him with multiple facial fractures and some serious time on the disabled list. Maier was hit in the right eye and was severely bleeding from the face, however he can see from the eye and should not have any long-term ramifications from the accident.
In other news, the Royals got killed again today 10-4.
Grady Sizemore racked up 7 RBI.
I'm beside myself. I'm leaving it up to you guys to come up with material to describe this one.
I can't speak (let alone type) right now.